I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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