"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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