So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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