I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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