just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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