Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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