I hate your face
In the future we'll all be gay
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
