Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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