Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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