Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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