Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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