I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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