Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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