But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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