READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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