You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
It's blow job season.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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