Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
this is an emotional support booty call
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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