Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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