His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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