Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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