Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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