Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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