Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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