if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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