What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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