After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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