fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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