Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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