Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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