i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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