I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
