Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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