Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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