yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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