hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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