why didn't you poke me back
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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