$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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