I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sober January is a disaster.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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