Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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