but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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