you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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