No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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