yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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