the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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