go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
