I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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