Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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