Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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