Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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