S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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