So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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