Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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