So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize