I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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