I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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