dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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