real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
im on a boat
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