New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
